MiMi Faust: Black Women On The Modern Day Auction Block !!!

 

MiMiI stopped watching reality television about a year ago. Although I’ve chosen to stop watching reality TV there are millions of African American women who’ve chosen to support the sad, uneducated, angry, and fighting image of the black woman.

When I heard about MiMi Faust’s sex tape – I thought it was a joke or rumor.  Well, maybe I was only hoping it was a joke or rumor. When I think of MiMi’s role on the show, I always considered her to be one of the more grounded women on the show in comparison to some of the other women.  Also, MiMi always stated that being a mother was the most important role that she played, despite being on a television.

Now three seasons into the toxic display of television – she has a leading role in porn.

Black women have always played the role of the help – our ancestral blood line in America has produced an unconscious lack of self-worth – Our masters use to rape us while our men were forced to watch or die.  Our children were snatched from us, now we have a society – where our men still watch our suffering, parenting no longer holds significance in a woman’s life, and every chance we get we have to be “Auction Block Ass Niggers.”

Many people have argued that MiMi’s sex tape is a replica of Kim Kardashian’s.

It’s NOT!

Here’s why?

Kim Kardashian came from a family of wealth and not the wealth your “good aunt has with the good job.” The Kardashian clan had enough money to party with “A” list celebrities, judges, doctors, and the HILTON franchise.

Half of you niggas can’t get a room at the HITLON without checking for the best rate – and this white woman Kim Kardashian grew up with “HILTON’S” children!

Mimi’s world and Kim’s world will always be far apart.  Kim Kardashian will always get paid 100,000 thousand to attend an event and MiMi will always get 10,000 thousand to attend that same event.

How much is a nigger worth?!?

A SLAVE AUCTION in Savannah Georgia during the year of 1859 SOLD A WOMAN with a lame left foot for 695 dollars. (Equivalent to about 15,000 dollars today)

How much is a Nigger Worth?!?!

How much is a Nigger worth?!?!

Auction block ass thinking amongst black women must stop!

Why must black women put a price on everything? We’re willing to fight on television, we’re willing to be the side chick on television, and we’re willing to share our intimate sexual moments on television!

The difference between MiMi Faust and Kim K isn’t solely race, but  Kim K will leave her daughter generational wealth, her children will stand on a house hold name built from the labor of her father, but niggers like MiMi Faust will only leave a legacy that can pause, rewind, fast forward, and play on a television!

Emmitt Till’s mother was asked by the President of the United States – to not have a funeral with an open casket, but she declined – because some things in life don’t have a price to it.

African Americans supposedly make up 12% of this Country, but we’re 90% of America’s poor and 100% of America’s whore. Black women numbers take the lead in reference to newly HIV cases, but go ahead – reality TV stars – keep encouraging and promoting sex before marriage, shame in the name of fame,  keep promoting every negative thing that keeps our sons locked up and buried and our daughters pregnant in their teens!

Keep Being Niggers!

Keep the Auction block thinking, and one day MiMi’s daughter will follow in the same footsteps as her mother because the mother is the first teacher of every child!

MiMi Faust could have used her platform for anything in this world, but all she could come up with was “sex on camera.”

 

Behind Every Rich Black Man There’s A White Woman!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was recently contacted by the creator of A field Negro.com  and he shared some interesting things to me about the black man. Below there are lots of pictures of America’s prestigious African American men, and with them all you will find a white woman!!!

What does this mean for the black woman? What does this mean for the mothers who birthed these men?

The black woman is the last woman to try interracial dating-this collage should show all black women that finding a brothers love is no easy task-it’s time that black women start exploring all races for dating?

I’m not sure if I’m being safe about my stance against interracial dating- but I’m not for or against it. I know that I’m for Happiness, family, and love-but as a black woman these pictures “WILL MAKE YOU THINK”!

 

Scottie Pippen of the Chicago Bulls with his wife
Boston Celtics Coach Doc Rivers and his wife

Kobe Bryant and his wife

Michael Jordan and his fiance

NBA star Baron Davis and his new girlfriend

Chicago Bears Coach Lovie Smith, and his wife

NFL Coach Herman Edwards, and his wife

NFL Coach Dennis Green, and his wife

Reggie Bush and his lady

Baseball star Derek Jeter, and his lady

My boy Charlie Wilson of the Gap Band with his wife

Rapper ICE T with his wife, and son

Keenen Ivory Wayans and his new lady

Actor Derek Luke and his wife

Taye Diggs and his wife

Terrence Howard and his lady

Wesley Snipes and his family

Wesley, and his wife

Randy Jackson from American Idol, with his wife Erika

Civil Rights Leader Julian Bond, and his wife

Danny Glover and his wife

Michelle Obama’s brother, Craig Robinson with his wife

NBA All Star, Tim Duncan and his wife

NFL receiver Randy Moss with his wife, and family

NFL player Tiki Barber with his wife, and family

NFL player Ronde Barber with his wife

Dave Chappelle with his wife, and kids

Comedian Eddie Griffin and his wife

Comedian, actor David Alan Grier and his wife

David and his family

Ahmad Rashad and his new wife, she’s a Billionaire

Russell Simmons and his new girlfriend

Russell and his lady, enjoying a stroll

Raphael Saadiq and his girlfriend, Joss Stone

Rapper Kanye West and his girlfriend

John Legend and his girlfriend

B2K Member RAZ and his girlfriend

Neyo and his lady friend

James Earl Jones and his wife

Montell Williams and his wife

Terrell Owens and his lady

Seal and his wife

Shemar Moore and friend

Black Race Car Driver Lewis Hamilton, and his fiance

Attorney Vernon Jordan and his wife (He’s Bill Clinton’s Advisor)

 

Kofi Annan of the United Nations, with his wife

Barack Obama’s father and mother

Black Playwright August Wilson and his wife

Civil Rights Leader Harry Belafonte, and his wife

Don Cornelius of Soul Train, with his wife

Bob Marley’s son Ziggy, with his family

Babyface and his lady

 

My hero, the greatest of all time

Prince and his new lady

 

Eric Benet and his lady

 

Brian McNight and his new lady

 

Johnny Gill and his girlfriend

NBA player Raji Bell, and his family

Mekhi Phifer and his fiancee

NBA star Tony Parker and his wife

Charles Barkley and his wife

Music producer Rodney Jerkins and his wife

 

 

Music producer Dr. Dre and his wife

 

Alfonso Ribeiro and his wife

 

Comedian Wayne Brady and his wife

 

Actor Ernie Hudson and his wife

 

Actor Eriq LaSalle of ER with his wife

Michael Vicks brother Marcus and his girlfriend

Lil Wayne and his baby mamma, she’s Asian

Michael Jordan’s son

 

Greenbay Packers player Will Blackmon, and his girlfriend

Boston Celtics player Gabe Pruitt, and his girlfriend

Hey what’s going on here

 
 

Model Tyson Beckford and his lady

Tyson with his kids mother

Dallas Mavericks player Jason Terry, and lady friend

NBA star Dwight Howard

Dwight and his new girlfriend

 

NBA player Glen Rice and his lady

TUPAC briefly dated Madonna (she said she wanted to have his child)

Fredrick Douglas was a great Black leader, that fought for Black people. This is a picture of Fredrick Douglas- and his wife

 

Booker T Washington and his second wife

NFL Coach Marvin Lewis, that’s his wife in the Brown

Baseball star Frank Thomas and his wife

Our great brother Earl Woods and his family

Soccer great Pele and his wife

Major League Baseball player Andrew Jones, and his wife

Boxer Sugar Ray Leonard with his wife, and family

NFL player Jason Taylor and his wife

NFL great, Larry Fitsgerald and his kid’s mother

NBA great Dr. J and his wife (she seem to be Indian, or Middle Eastern)

 

NFL Pro Bowl receiver Chad Johnson, and his lady

Philadephia Eagles receiver Hank Baskett, and his fiance

NBA player Rick Fox and his girlfriend, Eliza Dushka

NBA player Ray Allen and his wife

Barry Bonds, and his lady

NBA All Star Reggie Miller

NFL player Larry Johnson

Michael Jordan (This train is leaving the station)

NBA player Greg Oden (watch out)

Michael Jordan son

NBA player Richard Jefferson and his girlfriend

NBA player Boris Diaw

Dallas Mavericks player Josh Howard

Rapper Stacks and his girlfriend Brooke Hogan (she’s Hulk Hogan’s daughter)

NFL player Shannon Sharpe and friend

Carolina Panthers receiver Steve Smith and his family

Congressman Harold Ford and his wife

Newark, New Jersey Mayor Corey Booker, and his girlfriend

Soap Opera star Kristoff St. Johnson, and his family

Actor Giancarlo Espostio and his wife

Rick James and his lady

Jazz great Herbie Hancock and his wife

Jazz great Ramsey Lewis and his wife Janet

Sidney Poitier and his wife

Our great brother Sammy Davis Jr and his wife

The Greatest comedian ever brother Richard Pryor, and his wife

Gordon Parks and his wife

 

Jimi Hendrix and his girlfriend

Adam Clayton Powell was one of our first Black Congressmen. This is a picture of Powell, and his wife

Edward Brooke was our first Black elected Senator, and he dated Barbra Walters

Duke Ellington and his wife

FOX News analyst Juan Williams and his wife

Mayor Willie Brown and his girlfriend, Sonya Molodetskaya

Supreme Court Judge Thrugood Marshall, and his family

 

Music great Quincy Jones and his new girlfriend

Music producer Nile Rodgers and his wife Nancy

Baseball star, Alex Rodriquez

Black Rock musician Lenny Krativz, and his girlfriend

Rock singer Darius Rucker, and his family

Rock musician Ben Harper, and his wife

Rapper, producer Juelz Santana and his girlfriend Angie Martinez

Puff Daddy and his new girlfriend (she’s Filipino)

Damon Dash and his lady

 

Rapper Flo Rida and his girlfriend Brenda Song

Superbowl Champ Michael Strahan

Superbowl Champ Amani Toomer, and his lady

Detriot Lions player Ronyell Whitaker, and his girlfriend

Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback David Garrad, and his family

Rapper Q Tip dated Nicole Kidman. He said they are still good friends

Rap producer Polow Da Don (said that he loves White women, because they’re easy to get along with)

Will I am, of the Black Eyed Peas with his girlfriend

Ray J and his girlfriend, Tila Tequila

Hip Hop choreographer, Shane Sparks and his girlfriend

Rapper Fabolous and his lady friend, Adrienne Balion

CEO and Investment Banker, Andrew Shawn and his wife

Popular Hip Hop DJ Irie and his girlfriend

Kwame Jackson of the Apprentice and his girlfriend, she’s a Latino model

Mario Van Peebles

NFL player Robert Griffith and his wife

Byron Allen and his wife

Actor Dennis Haysbert and his girlfriend, Sandra Vidal

Actor Donald Faison and his girlfriend

Actor Henry Simmons of NYPD Blue, with his fiancee (She’s wearing the Brown shirt)

Actor Dule Hill of the West Wing with his wife

Singer Howard Hewett and his wife

 
 

 

music producer Chris Ivery and his girlfriend Ellen Pompeo (of Greys Anatomy)

 

Singer Craig David and his girlfriend

 

French Olympic track star Ladji Doucoure, and his fiancee (she won the title of Miss France)

 

NBA player Rashad McCants and his girlfriend, Khloe Kardashian

Jason Kidd and his new girlfriend

NFL player Terry Kirby and his lady friend

Vin Diesel, and his girlfriend

Eddie Murphy with some females friends, on his Yacht

Fashion Designer Ozwald and his wife (some of his clients include Will Smith, Jamie Foxx, Russell Crowe, Mick Jagger and Laurence Fishburne)

 

Actor Gary Dourdan, of CSI and his girlfriend

 

Lamar Odoms and his new bride Khloe Kardashian

NBA player Baron Davis and his new lady

New York Giants player Brandon Jacobs and his wife

Jimmie JJ Walker and his girlfriend Ann Coulter

NFL player Kellen Winslow and his wife

NBA player Wayne Ellington and his girlfriend

NFL coach Mike Singletary and his family

NFL player Keyshawn Johnson and his lady friend

NFL player Ronnie Lott and his family

Mr Olympia Ronnie Coleman and his wife Rouaida Achkar

Ray Parker Jr and his wife Elaine

Baseball player David Justice and his wife

Bob Marley’s son Damian and his girlfriend

Eddie Griffin

Actor Antonio Fargas (Huggy Bear) and his wife.

NBA player and Sacramento Mayor Kevin Johnson and his fiancee

Fashion model Mehcad Brooks and his girlfriend Serinda Swan

Rapper Xzibit and his new girlfriend

Our great brother Redd Foxx and his wife Kaho Cho

Music producer Ryan Leslie and his girlfriend Jaslene Gonzalez

Cuba Gooding Jr and his wife

Attorney and Civil Rights Activist Van Jones and his family

Judge Alan Page and his wife

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Dennis Rodman’s New Talent Is Writing Children Books

Hopefully this won’t be the book cover…

Dennis Rodman Writes A Children’s Book

Don’t expect Dennis Rodman to look to prepaid cards or payday loans to help pay his massive child support debt…..cause he’ll be writing children’s books and selling them to your kids.

Would you let NBA Hall of Famer Dennis Rodman teach life lessons to your kids? The question may soon be answered when the former basketball star releases his own children’s book entitled: Dennis The Wild Bull. Reportedly, Rodman wants to inspire kids by writing about he overcame some of the challenges he faced as a young person. The Huffington Post reports:

Dennis Rodman has staked his claim in the literary world before, penning four autobiographical titles, including 2005′s “I Should Be Dead By Now.”

But the Hall of Famer’s newest work, “Dennis The Wild Bull,” isn’t the latest account of his raucous life, it may actually be a prequel — written for children, TMZ reports.

Details on the children’s book, which is slated to be released later this year, are minimal, but according to a website dedicated to the work, it will “convey good lessons to children based on Dennis’ own experiences as a world class athlete while overcoming obstacles as a child.” Rodman teamed up with author/screenwriter Dustin Warburton and illustrator Dan Monroe to create the book.

Would you buy his book for your children?

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Alicia Keys & Swizz Beatz Celebrate Their 2 Year Anniversary!!!

Alicia Keys And Swizz Beatz Celebrate Their Anniversary

If you haven’t been keeping track, it’s been two years since Alicia Keys walked down the aisle with her a recently divorced man!

Well it just wouldn’t be right if the couple didn’t celebrate in style. Alicia took to her Twitter/Instagram accounts to share an anniversary photo of the couple in front of one of their mutual inspirations — the Apollo Theater:

Alicia Keys Swizz Beatz Apollo Anniversary

Sounds so romantic riiight? I just can’t get with this alicia and swizz thing. He was married and that’s not cool! No matter how much money you have!!!

K. Michelle Of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Has Some Nasty Words For Toya Wright

Interesting enough-struggling to find a record deal singer K. Michelle Of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Goes Off Telling Toya lil wayne’s baby moma Wright To “Shut The F*ck Up And Stay Out Of Hers!” The only thing I have to say about this in reference to K.Michelle is “Act Like A Lady” !

 

No Ball Playing In Harlem: Rucker Park Basketball Tournament Shut Down By NYPD

Well-No ball playing in Harlem! According to Hip-Hop Wired: You can’t say this wasn’t at least a possibility. Yesterday evening (July 30th), the NYPD prevented the Entertainers Basketball Classic from commencing, citing safety concerns, reports DNAInfo. Last week, a suspect now identified as Ricardo Laing of White Plains, NY, shot five people during the tournament held at the legendaryHolcombe Rucker Park in Harlem. Despite additional security being acquired by the tournament’s organizers, the authorities were not having it, and the schedule games were cancelled.

“They came in here and said you have to get out,” said Entertainers founder and CEO Greg Marius. “It’s unfair. We are an international tournament.”

According to Marius, the usually violence free tournament is being unfairly stigmatized.

Marius said he felt police were trying to force him to get people to cooperate with the investigation, a power he feels he doesn’t have.

Police did not immediately comment Monday evening.

Hundreds of people could be seen running during a video of the shooting posted on WorldStarHipHop.com. NBA free agent and former New York Knick Nate Robinson was at the event but was not injured.

Marius said that on the day of the shooting there were fewer police officers and fewer metal barricades than in years past. 

On Monday, two police officers stood near the entrance to the court, and a mobile command center and police van and car also sat outside the park.

Marius said the NYPD’s refusal to let the tournament continue was confusing because the alleged shooter is in custody and the gathering is normally free from violence.

“The last fist fight was in 1995 and we’ve never had a shooting,” Marius said. “The movie theater is still open,” he added, referring to the Aurora, Colo. shooting at a showing of “The Dark Knight Rises.”

Marius said three NBA players were interested in stopping by the tournament this week.

“They are not afraid because they know we are a safe tournament,” Marius said.

Some of the disappointed fans that came out to see yesterday’s games included players from a basketball all the way in Italy. Check out some photos from yesterday at Rucker Park in the gallery.

MTV VMA Nominees

MTV VMA Nominees Announced

It’s that time of the year again, kiddos. The VMAs are coming! If you remember last year, the VMAs featured the debut of Blue Ivy’s bump in Beyonce’s outfit.  The Internet damn near blew up!

We don’t know what they have in store this year, but we do know the nominees. What are your thoughts? Were there any snubs?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Video of the Year:

Katy Perry – “Wide Awake”
Gotye – “Somebody That I Used To Know”
Rihanna – “We Found Love”
Drake Feat. Rihanna – “Take Care”
M.I.A. – “Bad Girls”

Best New Artist:

fun. Feat. Janelle Monae – “We Are Young”
Carly Rae Jepsen – “Call Me Maybe”
Frank Ocean – “Swim Good”
One Direction – “What Makes You Beautiful”
The Wanted – “Glad You Came”

Best Hip-Hop Video:

Childish Gambino – “Heartbeat”
Drake Feat. Lil Wayne – “HYFR”
Kanye West Feat. Pusha T, Big Sean & 2 Chainz – “Mercy”
Watch the Throne – “Paris”
Nicki Minaj Feat. 2 Chainz – “Beez in the Trap”

Justin Bieber Rolling Stone

Best Male Video:

Justin Bieber – “Boyfriend”
Frank Ocean – “Swim Good”
Drake Feat. Rihanna – “Take Care”
Chris Brown – “Turn Up the Music”
Usher – “Climax”

Best Female Video:

Rihanna – “We Found Love”
Katy Perry – “Part of Me”
Beyoncé – “Love on Top”
Nicki Minaj – “Starships”
Selena Gomez & The Scene – “Love You Like a Love Song”

Rihanna is a freak

Best Pop Video:

One Direction – “What Makes You Beautiful”
fun. Feat. Janelle Monae – “We Are Young”
Rihanna – “We Found Love”
Justin Bieber – “Boyfriend”
Maroon 5 Feat. Wiz Khalifa – “Payphone”

on stage at the The 28th Annual MTV Video Music Awards

Best Video with a Message:

Demi Lovato – “Skyscraper”
Rise Against – “Ballad of Hollis Brown”
Kelly Clarkson – “Dark Side”
Gym Class Heroes – “The Fighter”
K’Naan Feat. Nelly Furtado – “Is Anybody Out There?”
Lil Wayne – “How to Love”

Best Choreography:

Chris Brown – “Turn Up the Music”
Rihanna – “Where Have You Been”
Beyoncé – “Countdown”
Avicii – “Le7els”
Jennifer Lopez Feat. Pitbull – “Dance Again”

Best Direction:

M.I.A. – “Bad Girls”
Duck Sauce – “Big Bad Wolf”
Coldplay Feat. Rihanna – “Princess of China”
Frank Ocean – “Swim Good”
Watch the Throne – “Otis”

Best Visual Effects:

Katy Perry – “Wide Awake”
Rihanna – “Where Have You Been”
David Guetta Feat. Nicki Minaj – “Turn Me On”
Linkin Park – “BURN IT DOWN”

 

The Most Physically Fit 10 Year Old In America!!!

Umm, this baby is cut up, however this song as a background song is not inappropriate!!!!

The most cut 10 year old in the world!

 

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Nas Talks To Magazine Complex About Music, Kelis, & More

Welcome Back Nas: In a colorful early 90’s style shoot with COMPLEX magazine, The Don is officially solidifying his place in the current hip hop world.  Nas is more than back (and even sexier we may add) on the rap scene as he preps his tenth studio album, Life Is Good.  So he’s revealing how his new outlook on life came from his rough split withKelis, the drama with his teenaged daughter, Destiny, how he looks to please no one but himself & his changed outlook on women…

(Shirt: Ralph Lauren, Pants: Ralph by Ralph Lauren)

(T-shirt by Calvin Klein / Shorts by Ralph Lauren / Boots by Timberland / Hat by Capas Headwear / Eyewear by June Ambrose Eyewear)

(Shirt by Woolrich Woolen Mills / Tank by Polo Ralph Lauren / Shorts by Rocawear / Boots by Timberland / Hat by Kangol (on cover) / All jewelry Nas’ own.)

We picked out our fave highlights from Nas’ big cover story with COMPLEX magazine.  The spread, styled byJune Ambrose, is accompanied by Nas dishing all on those rumored money problems and cheating rumors Kelis has blasted him on (and why his feelings were hurt), and how he doesn’t let anything affect his happiness this many years in the game.  He speaks on the sexiness of our First Lady, offers up a few compliments to his ex wife, and what he won’t tolerate from folks.  And gives more details into the controversies surrounding his life:

“Daughters” was an emotional record. What made you be so honest?
This is the first time I’m dealing with a teenage daughter, and it blows me away. I don’t know that you’re ever prepared to be a parent. Once you become one, that’s your responsibility. It’s more like me talking to myself, about how I could have been there a lot more. I beat myself up for not being the best I could be. I would ask her: “Am I a cool dad?” or “Am I a good dad? Did I fuck up?” And she would say, “Nah, you’re good.” That’s important to me because I started as a teen. I was around 19 when her mother was pregnant. My daughter means a lot to me. It’s just a record that came from the heart.

What’s the most important thing that you want to teach your son (Knight) about women?
He has to have his own life. My experience could be the wrong thing for his life and what’s ahead of him. A lot of older people are giving the worst advice, based on the problems they had. I’m going to need him to tell me what to do. That’s what I’m looking forward to. If I’m here, we’ll talk. If not, he’s going to figure it out on his own. He’ll take his mother’s words, he’ll take my words, and then there’s the truth. Whatever he feels, he’s got to go with his heart, and be a man in every occasion.

You talked about regrets, and looking back. Do you feel like you were punished for surviving, on some level? Big and ’Pac are untouchable now.
I’m blessed to be here and be able to go into the studio and record another album. If someone has a problem with how I’m doing my thing, how I’m living my life, how they see my legacy, that’s none of my business. How can I be mad, when I still have more to say and the opportunity to make music? That alone—that’s why my life is good.

What’s your relationship with the blogs and Twitter?
I don’t understand how artists get pissed off at people on Twitter. I appreciate a good joke. I mean, who are you? Not to say that people should have the toughest skin, and nothing should bother you… Maybe it’s just my age. I know who I am. I know what I’ve survived, and I know what I’ve done. That shit wasn’t easy. So for someone who doesn’t know anything about that to comment on it, you can’t be mad at them. They don’t know any better.

There’s a record about Kelis on Life Is Good that goes into what made you fall in love with her. How hard was that breakup? What was the feeling when she had your son after you were separated?
There was a point where we were trying to hold onto a relationship that was finished. She was pregnant and in the studio while we were recording Distant Relatives, and he would move when the music would come on. That was a great feeling for me, just to have that feeling of family. It ended around the time the record was being done.

There were times when it didn’t bother me, and there were times when it bothered me a lot. There were times when I was thinking, Damn. I had this shit all planned out, and now I’ve failed. That was hard on me, because I don’t like to fail at anything. Accepting that I failed at this relationship—and it was public—messed me up. You ask yourself, How could that person be so cold? And I’m sure she felt the same way about me. It was ugly.

I saw Kelis as Courtney Love—but I also saw her as a mahogany queen. I saw us as a beautiful thing.

How has your relationship with women changed, now that you’re older and you’ve been divorced?
I’m taken aback by the beauty of women. There was a time when I only saw big breasts and thick asses. Now, I see the beauty in the subtleties. Those are even better than the tits and ass. The aesthetics have changed for me.

She might not be the prettiest, but there’s something special about her—
That makes her pretty. No disrespect to women when I say bad bitch, but my definition of a bad bitch is not always the video vixens. A bad bitch can be a younger woman, in her early 20s, but wise beyond her years. It could be a woman in her late 30s, who’s cool as hell, smart, and has great motherly qualities—or has great motivational skills, or is a powerful mover and shaker in her own career.

Like Michelle Obama is sexy.
Michelle Obama is the most beautiful woman on the planet. She cares about people. All first ladies have their jobs to do, but you can feel her sincerity.

After you say “I do,” everything changes.
Yeah. (From a previous question) It’s fucked up when money’s involved in divorce. And I don’t give a fuck. I can’t take it with me, so someone can take the money. Anyone that I’m married to, if I give you my life, I give you my heart, I love you—my money is nothing. You can have it all. It’s just sad that when you’re dealing with love and life and marriage, that marriage is a contract. It’s a business deal. That messes people up.

Did you see a problem immediately?
Yeah, but it was a problem I was attracted to. It was rock and roll. I saw Kelis as Courtney Love—but I also saw her as a mahogany queen. I saw us as a beautiful thing. I saw us as inspiration. People weren’t seeing hip-hop artists get married. A lot of people came at me crazy. But I think overall, we were inspiring people to love.

My daughter would be calling me, like, ‘Dad, they’re talking about you on the radio.’ She wanted to tweet back, and I told her to take the high road. It was ugly.

There was a lot that was thrown at her that she couldn’t handle. Like I was saying earlier, there’s a lot that I could tell my kids, but they’ve got to fish it out for themselves. Every night, she was in bed with Harvard. She was sleeping with Harvard. She had all the answers, but I needed something more from her, that she either wasn’t ready or didn’t know how to provide. Plus, she is younger than me and she hadn’t seen all the things I had seen. She was on her journey, I was on mine. In the beginning, I said, “There’s parts of this that might not work,” but there was a beautiful part of it, too. For the most part, I had a great time being married. It was amazing. She’s an amazing woman.

She never threw daggers at you in the media.
No, she did. Over Twitter, and there were things.

In an article, she said that she wasn’t going to say anything bad about you.
That was later, because the response was not good. There were bad tweets. She was angry. She was lashing out at anyone—and anyone she would lash out at, people automatically thought she was talking about me. My daughter would be calling me, like, “Dad. I’m on my way to school, and they’re talking about you on the radio.” My daughter wanted to tweet back and shit, and I told her to take the high road. It was ugly.

How is it now?
It’s a lot better.

So there are no issues? You see your son as you please?
That side is not great yet, but it’s working toward being that way. She’s a new mom. I’m busy and she’s busy. From what I see, she’s being a good mom, and it’s working toward a great place. There was a time when I couldn’t see him at all. It was terrible when the divorce was fresh.

Did you ever get to a point where you hated her?
No. I got to a point where I was like, “Did she always hate me?” and “Did she ever love me at all?” I’ve got to admit, I did feel like that. But she did love me.

The backlash is because she loved so hard.
Exactly. They wind up taking it out on you. A lot of divorces are bad because a woman is just being vindictive. She’s not after the money, she just wants you to hurt the way she was hurt.

Could you ever see yourself getting married again?
Not right now. I’m enjoying life and looking at each day like, “This is beautiful.” I’m having a good time. I’m not going to bring anybody in to mess that up. You come around looking like you’re going to mess this good time up, you’re out of here—fast. [Laughs.] I’m not sacrificing my happiness for nobody and their drama. No way.

Loves him.  Life Is Good is in stores July 17th.

JOE PATERNO Reportedly Near Death

According to TMZ:

Joe Paterno, the legendary former coach at Penn State University, is on his death bed … this according to several reports.

A spokesman for the family says doctors have “characterized his status as serious.”

Onward State, a student-run newspaper on campus, reported Saturday he had been taken off his respirator. The Citizens Voice, a newspaper in nearby Wilkes-Barre, PA, reported Paterno’s wife Sue summoned close friends and longtime staff members to State College hospital.

TMZ reached out to Paterno’s lawyer, who would only say rumors of JoePa’s death were “not accurate.”

Paterno was the coach at Penn State for 46 years, until he was famously fired by the school last November following the sexual abuse allegations against his former assistant coach, Jerry Sandusky.