One area where things don’t seem to be going so well is in her love life. Halle seems to be going through men like underwear, and her relationships don’t amount to much more than a series of flings. But she seems determined to keep giving marriage a try, even though the odds seem squarely against her success.
Here’s advice for Halle- try finding a nice guy instead of the hottest guy you can get. Nice guys are less likely to cheat on you. Second piece of advice? Learn how to be nice. If you’re anything like your 40-something counterpart Stacie Dash (we call her the discount Halle Berry), then you’re probably running these guys off and messing up your own relationships.
As far as MP is concerned, you are a great actress and should have been chosen as the last cat woman. We’ll be pushing to get you in there next time.