Kim Kardashian Compares Her Divorce From Kris Humphries To Cancer

Kim Kardashian Compares Divorce To Cancer

Kim Kardashian seemingly does 20 interviews a day. She’s just so popular. So it makes sense that every once in a while she’ll say something that makes our brains explode. Today, she told the Guardian that she understood how a cancer patient felt because she also went through something traumatic: her divorce from Kris Humphries. SMH.

“… [W]e decided to film for the wedding,” she says. “And that was a decision that [Kris Humphries] and I made together. But I think that, with any decisions in life [brace yourselves], like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.”

No. No. No. No.

That’s NOT how you feel. At all. However the cancer patient feels. You don’t feel that way. At all. We promise.

You’re excused.