Woman Says Implants Saved Her Life In Shooting

Woman Says Implants Saved Her Life In Shooting

A Canada woman is now even more grateful for her silicone boob implants after they saved her life when her boyfriend spazzed out and shot her.

via Toronto Sun

The victim of a shooting at the hands of her ex-boyfriend said Wednesday her breast implants saved her from serious harm.

“My implants took the brunt of the force,” Eileen Likness said at the man’s trial.

Likness said a bullet fired from Fernando (Frank) Chora’s 9mm handgun grazed her right arm before travelling through both her surgically enhanced breasts and through her left forearm.

She said the projectile, which entered her right breast, grazed her chest plate and exited her left breast, destroyed her implants.

Chora faces charges of attempted murder and aggravated assault with a weapon in connection with the incident.

Guess they might as well be all purpose if you’re gonna have em, right?

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New Jersey Man Wakes Up To Angry Girlfriend Trying To Bite Off His Private Part: OUCH

Sounds like this lady was on some Lorena Bobbitt ish!

Via NJ.com:

A Jersey City man who went to sleep after an argument with his girlfriend was awakened late Thursday night when she bit his scrotum, tearing right through the skin, authorities said. Linda Mendez, 40, was charged early this morning with aggravated assault and domestic violence, over the objection of her boyfriend, who told police he did not want to press charges. The mother of three appeared in court yesterday and her bail was set at $35,000 with a 10 percent cash option.

The 46-year-old victim told police that the two argued at 11:30 Thursday, and to avoid the argument he went to sleep, reports said. Minutes later Mendez woke him by biting his neck and his scrotum, causing bleeding, police said.

Mendez complained of pain in her left hand and was treated at the Jersey City Medical Center and released for incarceration, police said. Mendez was also charged on three open warrants, two for light rail fare-jumping violations and the other for a city ordinance violation.

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Patti LaBelle Pays $100K To White Family For Yelling & Screaming At Their Toddler

Auntie Patti had to face the music and pay up!

Patti LaBelle has agreed to pay $100,000 to settle a complaint that she verbally and physically assaulted a mother and her 18 month-old daughter in a Manhattan apartment lobby two years ago, the mother’s lawyer said Wednesday.

The agreement ends a lawsuit that accused the singer of “yelling, screaming obscenities, throwing water and drenching with water, attempting to strike and physically injure” Roseanna Monk and her child, Genevieve, in the lobby of Trump Place on Manhattan’s Upper West Side on November 11, 2010.

LaBelle, her lawyer and representative did not immediately respond to CNN requests for comment on the settlement filed in a federal court in New York.

The singer apparently was upset because she thought the child was wandering around the lobby unattended, Davis said.

“LaBelle besieged them with such ferocity, before she doused them with water, that the baby was crying hysterically,” Davis said. “LaBelle would not desist.”

Davis called the incident violent and traumatic. “The baby went from crying hysterically to vomiting,” he said.

The incident caused a change in the child’s personality for several months, he said.

This little brat just got $100k from the Queen of Soul. This was probably an unattended little terror wreaking havoc in the lobby. We would have gone off, too. Irresponsible parents deserve to be told off. Yelling isn’t going to hurt your kid, it might help.


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Florida Man Claiming To Be Jesus Christ

What the heck is going on in this sick, sick world?

A Florida man who claims to be Jesus Christ opted not to turn the other cheek, and instead menaced his neighbor with a crowbar, police said.

Kenneth David Peterson, 51, said the neighbor in question was, conveniently, the Antichrist, WKMG-TV reported.

Cops in Palm Bay investigated a report of a disturbance between the two men Thursday.

When they arrived, Peterson was reportedly professing to be Jesus and threatening the neighbor with the crowbar and another weapon.

He was charged with stalking and aggravated assault, and is being held at the Brevard County Jail on $150,000 bond.

Police have made nine visits to his home since February on reports that he was damaging a neighbor’s property, according to WKMG.

NINE visits??? You can’t be serious. This man needs to be locked up in a mental institution or something. Clearly something ain’t right with him.


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