Kim Kardashian Compares Her Divorce From Kris Humphries To Cancer

Kim Kardashian Compares Divorce To Cancer

Kim Kardashian seemingly does 20 interviews a day. She’s just so popular. So it makes sense that every once in a while she’ll say something that makes our brains explode. Today, she told the Guardian that she understood how a cancer patient felt because she also went through something traumatic: her divorce from Kris Humphries. SMH.

“… [W]e decided to film for the wedding,” she says. “And that was a decision that [Kris Humphries] and I made together. But I think that, with any decisions in life [brace yourselves], like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.”

No. No. No. No.

That’s NOT how you feel. At all. However the cancer patient feels. You don’t feel that way. At all. We promise.

You’re excused.

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Kris Humphries’ Parents Are Filing For Divorce Too!

The Kardashian Kurse?

Via TMZ reports:

Love is elusive for the Humphries family these days — TMZ has learned that Kris Humphries’ parents are going through a divorce of their own.

According to documents filed in Minnesota, Kris’ mom Debra filed for divorce from husband William earlier this month. The couple has three adult children — Kris and his two older sisters, Krystal and Kaela.

There will be some serious burger money up for grabs in the split — William owns several Five Guys Burgers and Fries restaurants throughout Minnesota.

It’s pretty ironic … Kris is fighting a divorce from Kim because he says it goes against his religious beliefs. Perhaps it’s time to take a cue from mom?

Well damn, looks like no one in this family can get this whole marriage thing right. We just hope their divorce isn’t as drawn out as their son’s.

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Lawyers For Kris Humphries & Kim Kardashian Will Square Off In Court Today

According to TMZ: Lawyers for Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian will square off in court today and — in technical legal terms — we’re told the judge will force Kris to either s**t or get off the pot.

Lawyers for both sides must tell the judge what they have done to either settle the case or prepare for trial.  As TMZ has previously reported … Kris has refused to settle, even though he signed what we’re told is an iron-clad prenup that give him zilch in the 72-day marriage.

What makes things puzzling …. even though Kris won’t settle, he hasn’t prepared for trial. In fact, we know Kris’ lawyers have not even taken Kim’s deposition … this, despite the fact the judge said all depos must be in the can by today’s hearing.

As we previously reported, Kris’ lawyers have said they want to put reality TV on trial, but it’s unclear what their end game is because Kris has no damages. He made hundreds of thousands of bucks off “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” as well as the wedding special, and he signed a $24 million basketball contract — and the notoriety that made him a celeb didn’t hurt the negotiations.

Short story .. it’s almost certain the judge will not screw around with the case by prolonging it. If Kris doesn’t want to walk away with a clean divorce, the judge will almost certainly set the case for trial — whether Kris and his legal team are prepared or not.

We’re not so cynical to believe Kris is dragging things out because he likes the publicity.

Interesting-wonder will Kanye be in the court room?!?!!

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Kanye’s Perfect B*tch Song Is Referencing Amber Rose-Not Kim K!!!

Kanye West Reveals New Song Referencing Kim Kardashian And Amber Rose

If my man was singing about another woman; that would be a slap in the face!

A source at PH-D Rooftop Lounge early Saturday morning says the rapper shared unreleased tracks from his highly anticipated album “Cruel Summer” that’s due out Sept. 4, including one indirectly referencing girlfriend Kim Kardashian and ex Amber Rose.

The insider says the rapper arrived around 1:30 a.m. to the W. 16th St. club, which was already packed for DJ Reach ’s birthday party, with an unusual companion— actor Leonardo DiCaprio . The pair “joined a big, VIP table full of models” who were sitting with R&B singer Maxwell .

West quickly ventured to the deejay booth only to return to the VIP table to grab his laptop. The source says “the crowd was in awe” when they realized West was about to take control of the music.

For the next 45 minutes, our source says the 35-year-old rapper played a number of new tracks that sampled other music and included “a similar production style (to the one) he used on his wildly successful album with Jay-Z last summer, “Watch the Throne.”

But the standout track of the night, according to our insider at the club and a source close to the mercurial rapper, was a song that included the chorus “My perfect bitch.” Our second source says the song is about his current and former girlfriend. “(He raps) verses about his search for the perfect woman and how he has now found the “perfect bitch,’ ” says the insider, adding that there are a number of descriptions in the song that reflect the looks of the curvalicious Kardashian and Rose. “The crowd was on their feet,” says the first source.

Our second source says the song, which West has tentatively titled “My Perfect Bitch” due to the repetitive chorus, uses the same melody from the 1937 composition “Carmina Burana,” a cantata by German composer Carl Orff.

He’s not the first rapper to channel the late Orff: Nas and Diddy also sampled the song for their 1999 hit “Hate Me Now.”

Our second source close to the rapper says the first unreleased track he played included bits and pieces of the 1998 dance song “Music Sounds Better With You” by the French house group Stardust.

West closed his set with the controversial track “Way Too Cold,” which includes a reference to Kardashian and takes a dig at her estranged husband, Brooklyn Nets forward Kris Humphries .

“New York City, make some noise for Kanye West world premiering new music!” DJ Reach shouted to the crowd when West finished his performance.

West returned to the VIP table to high-fives from DiCaprio and pals. Our club insider says the group continued partying at PH-D until approximately 3 a.m.

Wonder how Kim feels about him still rapping about Amber?

On another note, we’re so glad “Cruel Summer” is almost here… We can’t wait!

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Madam Prezident: Between Ray-J, Reggie, Kris, & Kanye Who Did Kim Test For H.I.V?!?!

Okay-I can’t keep quiet-something must be said-Kim Kardashian has been passed around in the industry. First it was Ray J, Reggie Bush, Kris Humphries, and now Kanye West!!!

This new love Kanye West has found is a major disappointment, however I can’t help but wonder-WHO HAS BEEN TESTED FOR H.I.V? America is flooded with the promotion of Sex, but as we make every move Kim Kardashian makes a topic of discussion the real question is…

Of the relatively promiscuous men we are aware of Kim being with-Who cared enough to get tested before engaging into sex?  Do you really think they can get with that many women and not have a whole bunch of STDs?  Do people care enough to even ask these questions, or are they just caught up in the glamour of it all?

They fly all over the world-24/7 who in the hell flew into a doctor’s office?

Kim Kardashian is the world’s most beautiful, well dressed WHORE…Only In America-A whore will be praised!

What all these celebrities have in common-they all have been connected sexually!

 

 

 

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Kim doesn’t want to talk about herself or Kanye

Kim doesn’t want to talk about herself or her relationships? Say it ain’t so…

Kim apparently “isn’t ready” to discuss her new relationship with Yeezy. The reality tv attention slore appears to be taking a more reserved and shy approach in the media, following severe backlash after announcing her divorce from husband of 72 days, Kris “Dumped” Humphries:

Despite parading around with Kanye on several dates and to red carpet events, Kim says she is cautious about opening up about her new romance.

“I don’t know if I’m ready to talk about him. I feel like I’ve had such a hard time sharing my love life that now I’m a little bit more reserved on that,” Kim told MTV News.

While Kim may not want to talk about Kanye, her younger sister Khloe has no problems discussing their relationship, revealing that the rapper has brought out the star’s “wild side.”

We don’t believe you girl. Kim and Yeezy have never taken as many random walks in both their lives, much less ones where the paps just happen to be everywhere they are. Considering Kim lives her life in the spotlight, surely it’s hypocritical to keep her romance under wraps?

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Kanye West Appearance Confirmed On Keeping Up With Kardashians

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are going to be as big as Bey & Jay… financially:

As we’ve already told you, Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend Kanye West was at big sister Kourtney Kardashian’s baby shower on Saturday. And yup, the reality show cameras were rolling. So does this mean Mr. West is going to be appearing on Keeping Up With the Kardashians? He will…at least a little bit.

Not only is he in the just released television spot promoting the new season of KUWTK, but Kim, 31, tells me he will appear in a few episodes.

“I want to show my life,” she told me earlier today.

While Kim says she’s not ready to talk about her relationship with West, 34, she did say, “If we are having dinner and he does show up, I’m sure we’re not going to go, ‘Stop the cameras!’”

In other words, we won’t be seeing Keeping Up With Kim and Kanye or Kim and Kanye Take the World anytime soon.

“I’m not going to be taking a bubble bath and drinking champagne or on a sex swing [on camera] like Khloé [Kardashian Odom] and Lamar [Odom] do,” Kim said. “It’s not going to be like that.” Kim admits her marriage to Kris Humphries leaves her a bit weary of sharing as much as she once did.

“My heart’s a little more guarded,” she said. “I showed so much of myself in the past. You almost get embarrassed showing this big wedding, which I would have had cameras or not. So I think you want to just guard yourself.”

Meanwhile, the family may be heading to London for the Olympics this summer. Khloé’s hubby, 32, is hoping to be on the U.S. basketball team. He’ll find out the he made the cut in early July.

“I’ve never been to London,” said Khloé, 27. “I’m just going to stand in front of Buckingham Palace and screaming, ‘Let me in!’”

Turn the page for the video of Kim channeling her mother and Kanye accompanying her.

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Kanye & Kim Shop……REALLY KANYE?!?!!!!

 

Kanye may have made a whole bunch of folks happy when he released new music last night, but the Theraflu company is anything but.  Check out what the cold company had to say about ‘Ye’s new “Theraflu” track, and his latest NYC adventures with Kim K….

Kim & Kanye decided to work off their lunch from earlier today by playing on the BIG piano and with the toy soldiers over at FAO Schwartz just a little while ago.  Oh, and if you’re wondering why these two are all over the place with each other all of a sudden, reportedly Kim is in the midst of filming a new season of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.”  So…yeah:

The twosome were spotted having some fun in the toystore before heading over to Jeffrey’s in the Meatpacking District for some shopping:

 

But while ‘Ye is caught up in the media storm of hopping around town with his boo-of-the-moment, the Theraflu company is calling foul on his new track.  They said in a statement today about his explicit song:

“We in no way endorse or approve of the references or use of the image and likeness of Theraflu in this manner.”

Have a feeling somebody’s gonna have to cough up some cash.  Cough….get it…nevermind….

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Photo Gallery….REALLY KANYE?!?!!!!

*With news breaking today of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian finally announcing they are a couple, we at EURweb decided to provide you with a small photo gallery of the two.

Kim, who recently divorced her ex-husband Kris Humphries, is back with a full on black man after reportedly dating the likes of Reggie Bush, Miles Austin and numerous other black men.

Now, she is with someone who for once, is valued more than her (Kanye worth $80 million and she’s worth $35 million), and someone who may arguably be a bigger star.

In the meantime, check out the photos below and tell us what you think of this new couple.

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Kris Humphries is Tired Of Kim Kardashian’s Lies

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Kris Humphries is breaking his silence and of course the place people release all there stress is Twitter!

During the Jan. 8 episode of “Kim & Kourtney Take New York” — the episode where Kim first confesses to her mother that the honeymoon is definitely over and things don”t feel right in her marriage. Humphries tweeted:

“I can’t wait for the truth to come out! People will be surprised or maybe they won’t. #FCC”

Maybe Kris was watching the show and heard Kim say

“There’s something in my relationship that I just feel like isn’t right,” she said. “Married life just isn’t what I thought it would be with him.”

Exactly what truth Kris is talking about?  Maybe we’ll find out soon! If not-we’ll survive!